Ugly dirtbag with dreads on his head,
he's gross and greasy and smells like something dead ,,
aka "the wonderbread sped"
He thinks he's the life of the party, but really he's just loud
He loves being the center of attention in any sort of crowd....
If you invite him over- I'm warning you....
He'll eat all your food and sniff out your booze like Sherlock Holmes sniffs out clues!
Critt puts the "it" in SHIT. ASS BACK- FULL OF BACNE ZITS!
couldnt pop em all in 100 minutes, fat like that mcdonalds fucker grimace, moldy shit, looks like his hairs growin spinach,
the wonderbread sped, with the homebum dreads, he aint right in the head and he smells like hes dead. hes a burden, a parasite, people tell him "get yer act right" and you think he might, but to his delight, you buy him more food and give him a place fo the night.
and no matter how nice you are to him, he always starts a fight, he can't just keep quiet, that big fat tongue of his -he just can't bite. What a terrible sight, it will give you a fright! Deep down he's a big coward and he cries himself to sleep every night.
"i turbo like you" but hed really like to, come through, and eat all your food like an ethiopian dude with a bad attitude!
THE DOGS FROM THE STREET WOULDN'T EAT THE GREEN MEAT THAT HANGS FROM HIS HAIRY GREEN DRAWERS. THAT BASTARD SON OF A 1000 WHORES. BACK COVERED IN A 1000 SORES
his pits be mossy, teeth aint flossy, he sure was bossy, but he wouldnt cross me, boss please, step off witcha filthy dungagrees, take a hit of fabreeze and call me when youve washed off the cheese.
"Don't threaten me with REPETITION" Bitch , I'm on a mission to sign a petition for you to see a physician about your condition..fuck that - just put you in a zoo and charge people admission!
you just know he'll be clickin this page , checkin and refreshin, Stinky bastard! nothing will make you fresher! What's that? You're mad? Better check your blood pressure. You're about to snap, your ass is chapped from taking too many craps! BRAP!
off the heezey! your rhymes are slick like critt is greasy! beastly! smells like feces!
"Hey Tim i just wanna pretend to be your friend, I'll do anything to please you, I'll even kiss your back end" What a fucking joke..his face looks like he's had a stroke!
confused like his brain got contused, dummy, that means bruised! back off, you know the rules! act suprised i dont got yer back, of course i dont you stink like ass crack!
"Good for youuuuuuuuuu" Good for me?? You smell like fuckin cat pee! Tim and I both agree ,that you're the dirtiest Manatee in the fucking sea! Whoopee! WhoopOO! Ya smell like shit! Wait till he sees this - he'll throw a fit!
"Proud card carrying member of the Cool Club" Too bad you're the only member, your jokes are lame and you've been saying the same ones since last November. Oh you big sea cow.. you should have your own island, the Island of Dumb..full of scum, playing your drums, trying to catch a beat, dirty sea cow, a mass of swimming meat, skeet skeet! Pigeon-toed, draggin your feet, yelling at everyone walkin down the street!
corrective shoes cos you got the pigeon-toe blues, drink s'more booze cos you got nobody left to abuse!
Greg the big fag , mouth stuck on a beer keg, dreads like a sea hag, shit sliding down his pant leg, breath smells like a bad egg- Someone wake me from this nightmare! the boils make me sick, this guy needs some skin care! Man ,, i swear.. I'd rather be in an electric chair!
a fucking circus freak that fucking reeks. He's got a fuckin tweak alarm that goes off every day , you try to get rid of it ,but it just wont go away! Talk about bad luck, whys this shit stuck with me?! All this fucking stress i better double up on the vitamin B. Always looking in the cupboard always wanting more, quit being a fuckin pig and shut the fuckin fridge door! That filthy sea cow always eating , always hungry and always mad at me, when the cupboards are empty and when he's ate all the chef boyardee!
Usually nobody has anything good to say about their ex, maybe i would if my ex wasn't such a reject! Straight up homie, if i had a dick- i wouldn't let you blow me! Yer lucky i even let you get to know me..dirty ol Insanity Manatee!! All yo...ur faults you choose to ignore,I can admit all mine, it's time you admit yours. You think you're so smart, you just wait till your whole life starts to fall apart, and you cry yourself to sleep every fucking night, then you'll realize everything you did just wasn't right. Most things were done out of spite, ya think i would have caught on after our first fight. Who the fuck stuffs bread into someones face? Only an Insanity Manatee fuckin mental case! Booooooooooya mafacka!
rippin' my lip ring out and draggin me down the street by my hair, tons of people saw and he just didn't care. Something is mentally wrong with him i swear and he looks like a big dumb drunk grizzly bear!
You used and abused,bruised, and even oozed! Filthy prick! After being with you, i need some antiseptic! He'll be so mad when he reads this, he'll be crying and floppin around like an epileptic!
Every now and then , I'll write on this page, ......remember all your rage, remember everything you put me through and remind myself how much i hate you.
My rhymes may seem mean, but what you did to me seemed like a terrible dream...made me scream in a violent stream.. of bullshit, fuck you and your stupid fits- i'm outta here lickity split! bitch.
